Like the gladiators of yore, they rode across the crescent moon that is my hairline!

Years ago, a local flight museum was hosting flights in a 1930's era Ford Trimotor passenger plane, which I thought would be cool. It was a fascinating (and really loud) experience, and a nice view of the SoCal coastline. One of my fellow passengers was Amelia Earhart's personal photographer, who was showing a…

How did you get to be Roscoe W. Chandler?

The original smart tablets, complete with stylus.

There's a grain of truth in that observation.

More like "30-year-old sock defiler."

#drususisafellator

Down under?

Koalas killed the Kennedys. It wasn't you or me.

She's a good Sheila, Bruce, and not at all stuck up.

Not if you serve it with a nice Koaioli.

Wallaby darned, that was a first-rate pun.

Ansel Elgort is the fortress where Frodo and the Fellowship have to fight the Uruk-hai.

Hello, Newman-O's.

With Corey Feldman as Jimmy Connors.

What happens in Bree, stays in Bree.

You'd be Samwise to stay out of it.

What household products you should be terrified of.

The photo of Stewart flipping the bird to Colbert with Van Buren in the background was the funniest moment to the night. Granted, Stewart did miss the golden opportunity to give us the "Van Buren Boys" number-eight sign.

He should have bought the two non-consecutive wax figures of Grover Cleveland.