The only person in the universe who I don’t judge for tweeting this way is Cher. Every one of her tweets is a giant fantastic emoji-laden Rebus puzzle and I am here for it.

I’m actually okay with this? (genuine surprise)

Sikhs are against flue shots?

I think the next logical step in this peaceful, healthy debate / exchange is for capitalists to live in / be embedded in a laissez-faire capitalist country for 6 months. Sans any of the social democratic benefits they’ve expressed concerns about.

thanks for this. i am one of the many who have joined the DSA in the past 6 months. started on gawker, started following guys on twitter, came across chapo, subscribed to jacobin, and this weekend i plan on going to an organizing/canvassing event for single payer in california put on by DSA and the california nurses…

are you offering to bankroll me in scandanavia for 6 months? because i’m definitely in

Why? Is the American flag not good enough for them anymore?

“You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they’ve tried everything else.” - Winston Churchill

TURNS OUT ITS PRETTY EFFECTIVE.

While you’re talking wistfully about hand holding and meeting Nazis halfway these fuckers are planning armed rallies and targeting Jewish communities.

Also incredibly apt:

People are always comparing Trump to Hitler. But, c’mon, at least Hitler actually wrote his own book.

For all the nice nice liberals wringing their hands about the battlefield of ideas... You can’t. They’re Nazis. They subscribe to an explicitly violent ideology. You don’t talk a Nazi into not killing people.

Punching Nazis shouldn’t be illegal. It’s a goddamn American pastime, ffs.

Really, any of the 3 thar aren’t the NFL. NBA keeps getting better (though the pure suck of some teams makes some games unwatchable), MLB is timeless fun (if you think the baseball is boring and can devote 4 hours to watching 6 minutes of football, fuck off) and the NHL isn’t at its best right now, but features the…

Some logos just silently judge you (and find you wanting) instead of snarling: