This is what “law enforcement” looks like in the Land of the Free and Home of the Brave in 2016. We are neither.

Five Guys give you fries like they’re angry with you and are mocking your need for extra calories. “You want fries? Here. Take your fucking fries.”

Saw Title.

The car accident “Why are you fighting each other?!” one kills me. Imagine being in an accident and this guy walks up

with him at the elm, this social movement is sure to succeed.

Sounds like me on ecstasy... “I’m in love with you... I’m in love with your spirit, your mind... Blow this vaporub in my eyes.”

Henchmen of ill-repute:

WHY IS THERE A RACIST SONG ABOUT A CRIME FIGHTING MURPHY BED?!?!?!?!?!

first thought...

As soon as he opened his mouth:

I’m sorry but you think that if you invited Donald Trump to speak that he somehow would not turn it into a political speech?

Meanwhile, Lester Holt’s son anchors the local NBC evening newscast in Chicago. His name?

So his chance to surrender lasts as long as it takes to unholster a weapon?

That's big talk from the captain of a vessel with entirely exposed exhaust vents.

I c an live with the anthem if we can just get baseball teams to stop with fucking “God Bless America”

Nobody expects the Spanish friend tradition.