It’s called “the suspension of disbelief” for a reason. Otherwise you’re simply enjoying a series of still pictures giving the illusion of motion. Anyway... highly excited about your upcoming piece about how Judy Hopps (Zootopia) would be too short to join the police department (and is also an anthropomorphic animal).

My two take-aways were the IKEA French press for US$9 (a really good deal; ordered it) and I’ll check into Square Cash. That’s 200-percent more take-aways than I normally get from these sorts of pieces.

“Poor, poor Keller, founder of some server-centric startup called Commando.io which I hope I never come in contact with”

So... if I understand correctly: Simply toss out “patience” and wait a day when it makes more sense to burn electricity and contribute a smidge more to global warming. I’m also excited about LifeHacker’s upcoming bloggy blog post about the “10 Best Rice Drying Fans”.

Hmm... Karma charging US$40 for 5-gigs /plus/ US$150 for the gadget is a bad deal (keeping in mind that Karma can’t seem to make up its mind on what their “deal” actually is). My current solution is the FoxFi/PdaNet app (unlocked for about US$8) on my phone (which cost US$30 [and runs Lollipop]) at US$45 a month…

So... about 90-percent less than what it will actually cost to complete the job (0f replacing all the lead pipes in Flint).

So... Wiccan Cat Ladies 4 Bernie is a meme on “dating” sites now. Got it. Thanks.

You we’re right. (Notice how I inserted a shitty apostrophe error?)

There’s actually a simple work around for this. Buy additional data from somewhere else (the “cool” grandpas that presently run mobile phone companies will eventually figure this one out). I pay US$45 per month for my Boost Mobile Android phone with (a whopping) 2.5-gig of data and then slather it with unlimited…

Oh, Clover *eye roll*

Oh... Rolling Stone wrote about this. They’re the bastion of properly fact-checked journalism (their coverage of a thing that happened at University of Virginia is an excellent example of how RS will dot those T’s and cross those I’s while getting to the truthy-truth of a story).

So, if I understand correctly: Between now and Election Day every day with the word “day” in it there will be a debate.

Oh... I’m sure he’s all “Lincoln Park” when hanging out with the douche-bros in Wrigleyville but when the shit hits the Telsa he’s suddenly “Lakeview”.

I’m (semi) enjoying the “white people” references to the Coen Brothers. They’re /Jewish/.

I blame society. If society really wanted me to do my laundry (going on about a month now of putting it off repeatedly [even now]) then society wouldn’t sell me Febreze (though I’ve been putting off buying Febreze for about three-weeks [even now]).

Okay... who is this person and why aren’t they turned on by my naked Hello Kitty tattoo? Oh... that’s right... I don’t own a TV.

But... but.. but... if a high-ranking Republican winds up in jail for this then they won’t be able to do a “foot pump” under a men’s bathroom stall in a mid-western airport and then... family values and shit.

Oh gosh... maybe it’s time to move beyond the daily “Here’s a desktop theme” bloggy-blog post. I understand they’re easy (and they pretty much write themselves because... they pretty much write themselves) but... you know... /stepping up your game/ and shit.

I’d totally stomp around in those (the padded ankle looks like a tremendous plus). Need more of a tread though.

Why would Jason Mewes try to kidnap Kevin Smith’s daughter? Was he going to use the money for acting lessons?