It’s called “the suspension of disbelief” for a reason. Otherwise you’re simply enjoying a series of still pictures giving the illusion of motion. Anyway... highly excited about your upcoming piece about how Judy Hopps (Zootopia) would be too short to join the police department (and is also an anthropomorphic animal).

“Ernie” Cline? Really? On the spine of the book he’s Ernest Cline. Anyway... very excited that in the future you’ll pimp a Bobby Heinlein movie or a little Ikey Asimovie. Maybe even some Philly Kinnie Dickie. Or... maybe you could just dial that shit back instead of splashing hipster all over us.

My two take-aways were the IKEA French press for US$9 (a really good deal; ordered it) and I’ll check into Square Cash. That’s 200-percent more take-aways than I normally get from these sorts of pieces.

“Poor, poor Keller, founder of some server-centric startup called Commando.io which I hope I never come in contact with”

So... if I understand correctly: Simply toss out “patience” and wait a day when it makes more sense to burn electricity and contribute a smidge more to global warming. I’m also excited about LifeHacker’s upcoming bloggy blog post about the “10 Best Rice Drying Fans”.

It’s a combination of distracted pedestrians being squashed by distracted drivers. Take two extremely narcissistic persons (also known as “Millennials” or “Snake People”), give them an always-connected electronic device and plenty of “social” apps so that it allows them to perpetuate the (false) idea that the entire…

Hmm... Karma charging US$40 for 5-gigs /plus/ US$150 for the gadget is a bad deal (keeping in mind that Karma can’t seem to make up its mind on what their “deal” actually is). My current solution is the FoxFi/PdaNet app (unlocked for about US$8) on my phone (which cost US$30 [and runs Lollipop]) at US$45 a month…

So... about 90-percent less than what it will actually cost to complete the job (0f replacing all the lead pipes in Flint).

Chipotle employees will also no longer be required to bring their own toilet paper for use during bathroom breaks.

So... Wiccan Cat Ladies 4 Bernie is a meme on “dating” sites now. Got it. Thanks.

Dizz-dude... better go steal a car, drive west, hide behind a dumpster for about ten-years and then get your ass to a Meeting because the hot new trend on shows will be called “bro-stalgia”. At the end of your pitch meeting tell them that the name of the show will be “Freaks & Neckbeards”. Or “Gilmore URLS”. Or “The…

Dude... if you had said, “Give it your two quatloos” everyone would have been way down. But... you shamed your village. Soz.

Okay... I’m halfway through the comments and have now given up. If this was a “real” show about “real” nerds then at the start of every episode it would say, “Filmed live in their parents’ basement”.

Which doesn’t preclude them from being in a registry. Just sayin’

“The clip features the first trade. The deluxe hardcover isn’t visible anywhere or mentioned at all. And the crass joke about masturbation comes only after the woman says she heard it was good and Raj affirms.”

It’s called “milking the gag”. The problem with TBBT theory is it’s a small stool and a tiny tit.

So, if I understand correctly: When the laugh track is removed someone off to the side just splashes creepy all over the place.

“You are not wrong, but hating on network sitcoms for simplistic plots and stereotypical characters is shooting fish in a barrel.”

Jeez... such a terrible show. The best nerd show ever is The Beverly Hillbillies. Pure Shakespeare.