This was first reported on at lunch yesterday. Took more than 24 hours for Jezebel to give a damn. I know, I know: it doesn’t play into their “narrative.” Still tho.

When Fifth Element came out in theaters I think I went to go see it like 7+ times. #multipass

A good way to put yourself in the shoes of the average Sovereign Citizen is to imagine that you live in a world where the government is actually made out of wizards, and if you know the right magic spells you can make it go away.

Hand them a what now? Is it 1970? :)

Should’ve put a Yahoo logo. They’ll claim it’s theirs for the publicity. Claim it’s part of their groundbreaking autonomous car program.

Come on. Mr. Pinky brought the glamour and he offered cupcakes. Let’s not overthink this.

It's not about them running. It's their criminal records at such a young age. The world lost nothing with their deaths.

Go on, nothing to see here. They were just testing automatic forwarding of mail messages to the secret service.

What’s baffling is how people like you who say they prefer REAL face-to-face socializing are considered “elitists”.

According to the British historian Niall Ferguson, France has participated in 50 of the 125 major European wars fought since 1495, and in 168 battles fought since 387 BC, they have won 109, drawn 10 and lost 49: this makes France the most successful military power in European history - in terms of number of fought and…

Teach it to make a sandwich, give a blowjob, and shut up, and my girlfriend can pack her bags.

Wait until Jezebel and Gawker get a hold of this.WHAT BATHROOMS WILL THEY GET TO USE?!!!!! WHY ISN’T THIS ROBOT BLACK?!!!!

To be fair, they did go to the trouble of finding some very promising fan productions and shutting them down. So there’s that.

Seems like a strange, snarky, way to basically roll your eyes at women who live better lives than you do.

IT’S ABOUT ETHICS IN GAMING JOURNALISM!!!!!!!!

Minor point, many of those “1 in 6" are serial offenders.

Innocent until proven guilty is the basis of the justice system. It is not, has never been, and I don’t even know how it could ever be enforced for public opinion.

I did not know Clark Kent was coming back. It was ‘93. I was 10.

kids these days just don’t appreciate the simple brilliance of edward 40-hands.

A basic human right? Wow. You guys can take something as simple as bottle water and turn it into some bull-shit bleeding-heart liberal human rights cause. Giz has gone so far downhill recently it's appalling.