This was first reported on at lunch yesterday. Took more than 24 hours for Jezebel to give a damn. I know, I know: it doesn’t play into their “narrative.” Still tho.

A good way to put yourself in the shoes of the average Sovereign Citizen is to imagine that you live in a world where the government is actually made out of wizards, and if you know the right magic spells you can make it go away.

Hand them a what now? Is it 1970? :)

Come on. Mr. Pinky brought the glamour and he offered cupcakes. Let’s not overthink this.

It's not about them running. It's their criminal records at such a young age. The world lost nothing with their deaths.

According to the British historian Niall Ferguson, France has participated in 50 of the 125 major European wars fought since 1495, and in 168 battles fought since 387 BC, they have won 109, drawn 10 and lost 49: this makes France the most successful military power in European history - in terms of number of fought and…

Seems like a strange, snarky, way to basically roll your eyes at women who live better lives than you do.

kids these days just don’t appreciate the simple brilliance of edward 40-hands.

Eramo should get Hulk Hogan’s attorneys. I hear they’ve been killing it recently.

and hoverboards

This will be a tough challenge, citizen. On one robotic hand, people watched her streams because of the sex appeal she has, the main selling point of watching her streams, much like people enjoyed watching me get blown to pieces by small arms fire.

I’m sorry, but you can’t pay a millenial anything decent, because they’ll just spend it on artisinal mayonnaise, vinyl copies of 90s albums, rainbow flag bandannas, and marihuana cigarettes.