He’s classy like that.

Yes. And then I shivered in repulsion.

Yeah, I don’t understand these seasonally confused sandal/sheepskins mash-ups. Either it’s sandal weather or it’s sheepskin weather. Not both.

Fucking THISSSSS

I have only one request for a car “for ladies”-- a place to put my fucking purse that’s not the passengers seat! How hard is that?

Lincoln made a Cosmopolitan back in 1949. Now this excites me.

Damn...KL laying some good burns on Cosmo.

Well, have this instead?:

Pretty usual in Europe.

Surprised no dildo for the gear shift with accompanying article titled, “If your man ain’t doing it for you, this shifter will.”

I live in an open carry state and the police have told me (because I fucking called 911) that pointing a weapon in the direction of my house and my infant child is not brandishing.

It’s open carry only if the victim is white, it’s brandishing if you are black.

The police excuse for shooting him was that he had a gun.

Open carry “activists” have already started posting screeds about the distinction between “open carry and brandishing” a word I’m sure most of them had never used until they heard police spokespeople say it

Protesters were the ones on the street with the signs. Exploiters were the ones looting Walmart. Protesters want change. Exploiters want 36" televisions for free.

This point needs to be hammered home, and I can promise the racists are going to ignore it.

Will the NRA come to his defense? Nahhhhhh

Just a note: even if you buy the “holding a gun” story, NC is an open carry state