Excellent point.

Austen’s art also didn’t call for people of color. Because her world is outdated and she’s long dead. Tim, this is a hint.

I loved the whole thing but the “Had Pneumonia” caption under her name was Diamonds.

Awkwardness is the whole Between Two Ferns shtick.

We mortals cannot control the seasons. This kind of folly can only lead to devastation.

Affirm. I affirm this comment. Jesus Christ do I need a place for my purse.

And yet I feel gleefully delighted by the thought of all the dads who are going to misguidedly buy this for their sweet sixteeners. What a mixture of horror and joy this free car will be for so many unfortunate wealthy young ladies.

No. Only exquisitely performed classical music makes me cry.

Oh, Aerie. That's still too many dollars for your bralettes.

Oh, Aerie. That's still too many dollars for your bralettes.

Spot on. Somewhere around the age of 27 I stopped being able to wear the garbage shoes of my youth. (And I only have a 20 minute walk to my office—nothing extreme!) I wear Tevas til it’s cold out, Sanuks for closed toed shoes, and sturdy boots all winter.

I was acknowledging that he ran into her out of context...

God I love the creepy headshot cheat sheets. They save me

I think pranks are good.

fleshlight :(

Dude, idk. As an educator, I can say that recognizing about 400 students’ faces and (and some of their parents!) isn’t a huge obstacle if you’ve got them in context. Now, running into them OUT of context like in the supermarket (or airport!) you have this shitohshitohshit panic where you know you know them but can’t…

One glorious anecdote crystallizing the sexism, social incompetence, and overall stupidity of the Republican Party. Thank you, Bluestone.

10/10 would follow

Are you intimating that Pippa won’t accept my offer of a trade? Because I’d rather hear that directly from Pippa, thank you.

I agree. That’s why I phrased it like I did!