What’s a queen? I’m too American to learn.

Woah settle down. You don’t want your book to be SO popular that you lose socialite status and become known as an “author”!!! (Ew!)

Don’t be silly!

What would your first book be? Mine would be Particularity! It would teach people some of the particular tricks that I’ve learned over my wisdom filled life: how to properly pick an apple, how to put your phone in a ziplock bag during rainy days, & drive slower in the right lane! These are just a few examples of the…

It’s been commonly used in England for over a century, and frequently to refer to rich people with nondescript “jobs,” as Kelly pointed out. Since most socialites get that way by inheriting wealth and growing up in that lifestyle, it is understandable that it irks Pippa to have achieved socialite status through a…

I get that she didn’t totally choose this life. So. Out of generosity, my offer is this: If Pippa wants to we can trade jobs. Demean me, media. Just don’t make me do real work.

In a minute there is time for headlines and more headlines which a headline will reverse

Revelation

Jezebel is NOT better than that, you take that back!

Unpopular opinion: I’ve never liked Jennifer Aniston that much because her face blends into her hair blends into her voice.

Ugh why do we keep giving bigoted, incompetent idiots guns? Surely there must be some way to evaluate whether you’re giving a gun to a bigoted, incompetent person. (Spoken as someone who would like to see no one given guns but recognizes that will never happen in this nation’s law enforcement.)

Yeah, the comments in the helicopter are sickening and wildly racist.

Both the taser went off and Shelby’s gun. If he was tasered--or even almost tasered--he wouldn’t keep his hands in the air. Anyway this poor man was rightfully in flight mode and probably just trying to take cover as a swarm of policemen charge him for no reason with their guns out.

‘“They treated [Crutcher] like a criminal,” asserted Benjamin Crump, one of the family’s lawyers. “They treated him like a suspect. They did not treat him like somebody who needed help. Instead of giving him a hand, they gave him bullets.”’

So the song is dirty but would you also characterize it as Ncredible?

Thank you.

WHAT THE FUCK, YOKO?

These are strange and uncomfortable times.

Are we sure she’s even a real Canadian?