This, maybe?

This interview deserves two Grimacing Chrissies.

JEEEEEEZ. humblebrag, much!? ;)

Much better than the Disney version.

It’s all fun and games until you need to take a dump

When your plan is:

Another case of toxic femininity run amok.

Well it’s not like Apple was paying tech bloggers for the service of live tweeting these things.

Sure, if you want to take the word of companies at face value, then, yes, it’s great.

Tech bloggers getting fucked? There’s a first time for everything!

So, I was lifting weights at the gym today and noticed in the mirror that my bangs were super Alison-like today, and then without meaning to I started lifting weights like she would. Like kind of hassled and manic. I realized what I was doing and started cracking up.

“Dear Diary,

You probably should be upset if they’re going to talk about a genderqueer character’s “real name.”

Nearly speechless with rage here. Just because Wynona Ryder is back in the public eye does not mean we need to destroy her legacy.

Sounds like Headland is still not familiar with the source material.

Heather McNamara (originally played by Lisanne Falk) is a black lesbian; Heather Duke (Shannen Doherty) is a male who identifies as gender-queer whose real name is Heath; and Heather Chandler (Kim Walker) has a body like Martha Dumptruck.

I’m so confused by this. It seems to be completely missing the point of the movie.

Ok, so my avatar (obvs) and screen name (more subtly) out me as a Heathers superfan, but isn’t Scream Queens already the new murderous mean girl anthology? And I watched the shit outta that.

“The outcasts are the ones in charge.”