The tweets flaming Wendy Williams were fire. I swear to god black twitter is the greatest gift.

I am so, so torn on issues like this. I work with people with criminal records and some of them have been the victims of harsh judicial systems and judges who didn’t care enough to actually craft a proper sentence. And so, going after a judge for being too lenient makes me feel very uncomfortable, like I’m betraying…

Oh haiii did someone say “Worst potential first female president”

I mean Hillary’s not the the worst potential first female president. Not when Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman exist

I’m really hoping you guys skip the snark tonight. This is not only a singular, seminal moment, but this woman is trying her level best to beat a fucking fascist. The gravity, the significance, of this night means something — to women, to people of color, to every religion and nation and more that tomorrow Donald…

You don’t keep six-pack abs by eating junk.

Cool! Cool. Cooool. Cool. Cool cool cool. COOL COOL. cOOoOoOoOooOl (starts sobbing).

“Does it seem outrageous? Or is it outrageous?”

Yeah, that’s complete insanity, only 50 grand?? Ridiculous

$50,000??!! That just...I can’t...what the fuq! Forget retiring eventually. You can’t pay all the bills even if you do a film every year.

“Someone did, my love.” That phrasing makes me love her fifty times more, for some reason. FIFTY THOUSAND BUCKS, YOU ASSHOLES.

How is this putting us in an awkward position. I'm truly sorry he went through such a horrific ordeal, but he's still an idiot for pressing for this nonsense line of reasoning. Is he advocating that teachers now need to be in the position of making life or death decisions in an already high pressure situation.…

I went to college with Kathryn Hahn! I didn’t know her at all, but I had an enormous crush on her boyfriend (now husband), Ethan Sandler. He was the funniest member of a brilliant improv group (notable alums include Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Ana Gasteyer, Kristin Schaal and Seth Meyers) and he was devastatingly good as…

Kneejerk reaction: I hate the name. Just my hot take, imo.

Do people not realize that if you give teachers guns, shooters will plan for this? What, are you going to do a “gun lotto” where no one knows who has a gun? I’m sure that’s also great. Pull names out of a hat to see who will be carrying the .44 today. And I won’t even get into trying to 1) realize that a shooting is…

I wonders if he remembers that there was an armed security at Columbine during the shooting. The guard did not stop it despite his gun. Amazing, huh?

The better question is "Should you?"

The point in my life where I feel so old I have absolutely no idea who this is someone change my bedpan please.

They don’t hover. Stop calling them “hoverboards.”