As a former English teacher, this was my very first mental action.

the noun-adjective distinction is the opiate of the masses.

Victory gif!

That should be her winning the nomination dance, she is pretty damn close! YAAAS Hillary! Also, you just made me realize that Hillary is one of the few people in the world who can pretty much wear every color and make it look amazing. Is it a coincidence that she and Lupita are one of the few and I love them both? I…

Those are also 4 of the most disliked Care Bears ever.

That baby makes me wanna grab a cat and start rocking it back and forth, patting its back until it burps.

Like there way any chance that kid wouldn’t be cute as hell.

Disagree. I look back at pictures of my own son sometimes I think eeek... yikes that was an interesting phase

My sister, her partner, and I went out for Margarita Monday a while back. This sort of thing happened, and I was like ughhhhhh. They were both laughing like no big deal, we get this all the time. I wanted to cut people’s throats and they were dealing with it in their way by laughing and giving people the face. You…

I loved being single. I loved being married with no kids. I love my kids. Being married with kids is fucking exhausting. Sometimes someone does that “ if you were ever widowed. Would you remarry.....” HELL FUCKING NO I WOULD NOT. White furniture and giant nightgowns ahoy. I’ll take one dog and two cats pls.

Ready to worship this.

Did we date the same guy? Did he tell you he got that scar on his back from getting shot?

As another perpetual single this is something that I’m dying to know as well.

Get out girl, before you end up like Bran (in other words, mired in the most boring subplot of the series and the inspiration for millions of readers’ sighs and rolled eyes).

Apparently it was an attempt at “political humor.” Smh. Link says he's not being arrested but the feds gave him a warning.

... A Sanders supporter tried to file a fake obit for Clinton? WHAT THE FUCK???

Every single time he comes out to defend something he is called out on, it furthers my opinion that although he really really means well, he still doesn’t really *get* the experiences of people not like him. Privilege is invisible, and I’m not sure he’s doing enough to make sure he sees it all the time. Like with his…

But Bernie, bro, a lot of your followers are explicitly saying just that and losing their shit anytime someone attempts to even mention the word Hillary let alone discuss the issues at hand. Also, you might want to mention that all non uterus having folks have had a stranglehold on this whole process for eternity, so…