o Whhoops! I am dum unwed nobabby lady and forgot that the magical key to fixing the relationship is the BABBY.

I’m hoping it means that Mark Darcy is seeing a therapist and that the therapist has taught Mark Darcy that it’s okay to communicate emotions and even to cry and they end up together.

He’s just not attractive enough to feel attainable—not like a Brad Pitt who would make you nervous—and his grammar and diction are sex.

“Bridget Jones’s Baby feels like a throwback in the spirit of Bridget Jones’s Diary”

Armed protestors? Yayyy a terrible situation is now worse...

“It was maybe even me a tiny little bit sometimes, god help me.”

Reading this from the hovel of my shared grad student office and crying, thank you madam.

To be honest as a long suffering graduate students I agree with Columbia on this one but I think adjuncts do really need unions.

Was Katie Couric raised by teachers or something?

Oh man those eyebrows are so huge and pretty when my eyebrows are big I look like my dad.

Heartbroken because I’ve only been ungrayed on Dog. And also that was on my other username, ElephantShoe2. Because I’ve lost all kinja keys. But I digress. Jezebel is fine, right?

This picture is from the last time Tom Cruise saw Suri.

Rose’s husband looks on smugly from heaven.

Can't argue with this.

You forgot any man you are dating until Date 5.

I trust you!

Excellent work, I think this explains it!

James Cameron has CERTAINLY never made anything as good as True Lies. Without looking into the matter, this leads me to believe that there is another person—a genius—at work alongside Cameron in this movie not getting the credit but possibly not needing the credit. Satisfied with art for art’s sake.

omg pls don’t be hint joking I need this

SOMEBODY PLEASE UNGRAY DARLEEEEEENE!!! (Shouting didn't work on the Titanic but maybe it will work on THIS Titanic!)