Now you have me wondering if he said something about how he DIDNT care and the Oscars are DUMB within ear shot of an Important Oscars Person and Kate was like, “Leo!! Don’t say that— this is a glorious institution!” Because Kate is savvy and plays the long game and she’ll always let go.

It’s the uncomfortable relationship your skin has with your face bones after you eat wayyy too much salt. Plus a little dewy sheen.

If the Queen once came in and shut down Australia’s government, surely she could come in and fire the Oscars people en masse?

You get that (maybe because it is out of context) this just looks like a weird and sloppy non sequitur on the writer’s part, right? Like, “warfare” just comes comically out of left field and bonks logic on the head.

I can’t be the ONLY person who appreciates the revelation that Atticus is secretly a white supremacist. I mean, questions of the white savior trope aside, this element feels more like American Man Types I know coming from a backwards small town; dudes who can be decent, who can do their jobs—especially when their…

I don’t like Leo, I’ll be honest. It’s the voice and the salt face. But I do respect how he hasn’t tried to play it cool, as far as I can tell, about this acting award. You have to honestly not care to cooly not care. (Hey Doris Lessing!) And Leo’s just like, “fuck it, I def care.”

To be fair his question is worded pretty ambiguously. Where does that “specifically” go, specifically?

this quote can now be...variously interpreted.

I loved the Amelia Tells All pieces. I LIVED for them.

Lol I don’t know why but the girls of today made me LIVID.

SAME! Man. I had such a cool loft bed for my Kirsten doll. My aunt also made my doll spare dresses. And sold them at craft shows— they were very popular. No one I knew had the REAL alternate dresses or accessories, they just weren’t affordable. But a lot of parents could save up the $$ to get you the doll for…

Ooooooooooooooof.

I have to know more about this tweet.

Yes. Is this a thing? Does it come from a movie? I believed him. Why wouldn’t I believe him?! He thought it was ridiculous that I did. But he had been to Tijuana so it wasn’t exactly incredible. I remain confused, please advise.

There are graphic novels? Damn. Yes. I reading Walking With The Wind in high school and was like... am I allowed to use this word? I think maybe not but don’t understand slang... Woke.

Geocities. Man that was stone cold.

Neither. I'm thinking of how humiliated I would feel around them if they knew.

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Then I’m not going to give you a straight answer but just know that I value my true love.

Do other people know you’re fucking a goat?