Josie and the Pussy Cats

Are you suggesting that the abovepictured elephant is not me?

are they that big be honest

This type of behavior, in a peanutshell, is why I had to get off OkDumbo.

Tale as old as time, Aimée.

Re: the ladies, I hear that a lot, too. The “biracial people are the most beautiful” comment or the “I’m going to marry someone with an X background so we’ll have beautiful babies” speculation, etc. Coming from biracial people, from their friends, from their mothers, from complete strangers... It’s a bizarre…

And furthermore, put your phones away at the bar for chrissakes people.

There’s nothing wrong with white chocolate except for the name “chocolate” and the expectations it conveys.

BLUE, April, you're into BLUE.

I know, the whole “town’s treasure” thing was a BIT much.

UGH gah I already admitted it is a crime and he is wrong just let me have my feelings about this. I’m not exactly a Supreme Court justice here.

Each time I get another sincere and informed response about spy archives I die a little more inside.

Wayyyyyyy too much work. Just get a vibrator, little lobster friends.

A lot of goofy shit happens here in the grays. *high five*

Sure, it’s a crime. Two wrongs don’t make a right, etc. But their wrongdoing was intangible and his wrongdoing was tangible and in my heart, it’s fair.

I’m with Bill Murray on this one. He wasn’t at a public event or anything. He should be able to enjoy his dinner without people snapping photos WITH THEIR FLASHES ON or at all. This is rude and treating people like objects is always fucked. Plus, they’re going to get plenty of money because of their shitty behavior so…

Aphra Behn at least is really real. And an author herself.

Thank you. And a salute to all the professionally excellent women spies we’ll never hear about. Our ignorance is their legacy.

I’m torn because I want to learn about badass women spies but if they were that good at spying why is this scholar able to study them hundreds of years later?

What is it like to be so BLESSED by the goddess of pets?