No but really. You have to* play this dangerous game of waiting until you have tenure— which is often like, late 30s— to have kids. IT IS A NARROW WINDOW AND VERY STRESSFUL.

Very well.

MAYBE. But also... He has children? That’s their mother? They’re going to get older and hear it, have classmates and frenemies who have heard it, need therapy, etc.

burned in technicolor

Interns.

brb need to update my LinkedIn pic thnx

“And if you thought you were safe because you stopped having sex with koalas a long time ago, think again: you can contract koala chlamydia by coming into contact with an infected animal or their urine.”

I’m haven’t been breathing so evenly since I started reading this article to right now.

AM I OVERREACTING OR IS THIS REALLY VERY NOT OK?

So. Much. Sameness.

Ugh, I would NEVER buy one of these.

Squeaky Wheels Win New Hampshire

I love him even more now than I thought I could.

Your phrasing makes it really unclear what you’re trying to say. No snark, I legitimately just got lost in the “nots.” But if Goldman Sachs didn’t tape the speeches, then the content belongs to Clinton, if I’m not mistaken.

Yes. That’s how speeches work. Hillary isn’t making binding promises in her rah-rah speeches. If she’s in league with GS, it’s in much smaller meetings behind closed doors. You’re not going to learn anything politically insightful by seeing her hype speeches.

See, I mostly like your sentiment here, but this is where I disagree. If the other candidates release their private speeches, from BEFORE their presidential campaign, Hillary Clinton can still NOT release the product she privately sold to Goldman Sachs for more than half a million dollars. She probably said some…

“Politico’s Ben White spoke with Goldman Sachs employees to try to piece together the content of a controversial talk in October of 2013, for which she earned $225,000.”

Joanna, I’m really glad you brought Vermin Supreme to our attention over the past week. I trust that The Slot will continue to cover this important figure even as big shots like Trump, Cruz, Rubio, Clinton and Sanders try to shut him out of mainstream media coverage.

NO. Please tell me you never did. Please. This happened to a fellow spit bottle culprit and I almost fell out of my chair laughing but to the innocent?