I lived in fear. Especially because, without a lot of liquid in them, they’re extremely tippy. It was like working in a minefield.

Jordan, a Chris Christie supporter who spit out a wad of dip while speaking to us

lol^

BLESS U

Is it like impossible to watch this or am I bad at googling? You can be honest.

This story is everything.

This professor is my new hero.

Your instincts are flawless. You get lost in the gentle abyss of their oversized LZ Boy recliner and never want to leave. From this dream seat, under a throw blanket with an inspirational quote about angels and love, you could stare at their Precious Moments figurines in the hutch forever.

TBH the most upsetting thing about this video is the implication that we can control the thermostats in our offices.

I LOOOOOVE the BobCarol Smiths of the Facebook world and the weird syntax of their posts. “WE ARE VERY EXCITED TO SEE YOU TODAY” a new status announces to the entire Facebook world. You get tagged in their photos on the head of someone else with your first name. BobCarol posts a meme about lazy husbands and warns us,…

Holy hell I totally forgot about this. Thank you. I needed this so so much today.

Carnie Sandoe and Associates is a great place to start if you’re willing to teach high school. I was plugged into that system and found a job outside of it, but it really was helpful in order to get the lay of the land. Chin up, you’ve got this! Academics can be really mean and also pretty unhappy as a general…

I don’t remember mine well at all but I promised to help my sister in law with a double toddler birthday party the next day and couldn’t stand up til 11 am and raced over there and puked a little and then got a phone call from a long time ex “making sure I was okay after last night” and responding to my query of what…

Sheer fabric. I really do fall for it every time and yet it never occurs to me that maybe it's a factor. At least I get to experience a lot of sartorial wonder and awe!

Thanks, & sigh. Three super-frustrating, tangly issues all coming to a head in one senseless tragedy. It’s even sadder when people show up in the comments to refute that assessment when I’m just stating the obvious. Calm down. No one is ever coming for your guns—despite political speechifying—and Caroline stays dead.…

Yeah this is a three-part disaster: socially conditioned male entitlement, no real system for adequately treating our mentally ill citizens, and far too lax gun laws.

No, Gloria. We young women are voting for Bernie because all young people are STUPID. Not because we want boys. We have Tinder for boys.

I realize that exquisite beauty has a lot to do with it but I don’t understand how Gugu Mbatha-Raw’s dress is so good and also working within the confines of this earth and the laws of physics that govern it.

Yes. It is very no.

Yes! Snow Day All Day Soup Pot is Heaven.