“When you factor in the required hair, makeup and transportation expenses, the hourly rate goes below $1.50 an hour.”

I can’t even laugh at the joke Zach Braff let alone Zach Braff’s jokes.

I call bullshit. No one, not even an idiot like Brad Pitt, would do “IV Vitamin Drips” when Flintstone vitamins are so delicious.

Now is an especially appropriate time to use Amazon Prime.

Now is an especially appropriate time to use Amazon Prime.

I feel qualified to answer this because I have a friend and we both have dated really shitty people and I think we handle each other well.

Just now starting BSG again.

PROPER REACTION IMO.

Yeah that’s out of control.

Do the opposite of whatever you’ve been doing re: dating. If you’ve been meeting guys out, go online. If you’re online, try picking them up in bars or social events or reading groups or whatever. Most importantly, spend time with your friends and yourself when you’re in a dating slump. I like to use those times to…

Tell Me How Long the Train’s Been Gone, Mrs Dalloway, Villette, The Heart is a Loney Hunter

I love Middlemarch to eternity but be prepared to have to stick it out around the 100 page middle. It's murderously boring IMO but the majority of it is amazing.

She really tested my love that summer.

The only thing worse than cockroaches is a cat who eats them and pukes them up.

me rn after 4 brunch mimosas

Seconding the request for recs for a witty/active commentariat. For digestible news I just get the Week. (It’s not *~great~* but I’m lazy and I have to read a LOT as a grad student.)

Yup. Growing up with loud, overbearing male voices, the comments section often triggers my “silently rage and then zone out” modus operandi. I.e. navigate to Jezebel.

“Jezebeling”!!! *coined*

With free Minute Maid mini bottles but no snacks or free coffee.

On fire today! This is the Friday Jezebel citizens want and deserve.