Jesus Christ, Barry. Where the fuck is the poll if you really want an answer? Are you even reading our comments? Damn you and your fake “I CARE ABOUT YOUR OPINIONS” article. You’re probably out sledding rn.

“More like LEAN IN Cuisine, am I right, ladies???”

“Unsurprisingly, the general public was pro-abortion, and more vocal about it too. A 1966 poll found that most Americans favored legalizing abortion, including Roman Catholics.”

Stupid Jezebels.

The open quotation marks on it are killing me though. I blame NyQuil. Though the bad grammar does lend squirmish a certain authenticity...

Please watch what you say about my hockey shorts.

This isn’t really related but I’m bored today. So. When I was a fourteen year old girl, there was a skirmish (or “squirmish, if you will) in from of the net. I slammed my glove down on the ice and the ref blew the whistle. Lifted glove up: puck not there. Checked net: puck not there. The game stopped for a full five…

Other conservative Christians I get. But Catholics are practically the only ones still diagramming sentences for fucks sake! Shame on them!

it's never not a shitshow

Oh, is this NEWS to people? Try getting a fluffy toy chicken as your first stuffed animal and carrying it around for the first five years of your life. Then you'd have to unlearn that chickens aren't beloveds, wouldn't you???

I did it once with a man who was exactly my height and despite all the bad press it gets it was bliss but I would never do it again because where it is now, it is perfect, and it can never be that perfect again

(A) Cardi is the leadership millennials need at this time

Well then YOU, Bobby, are obviously not a progressive.

You are very fortunate. I am four years in and my period is still a horror show. The doctor did say everyone reacts differently, though, so maybe it’s worth the risk for some people. She had one patient who bled every day for a year before calling it quits with the copper IUD.

DO NOT GET THE COPPER IUD UNLESS IT IS MEDICALLY NECESSARY.

finally, a reason to forgive my dad for not letting me skip my high school graduation to go to bonnaroo back in the day

This is the one way that my beloved home team does not suck. <3

Oh God. I’ve only seen my dad cry twice: when his father died and when he dropped me off at the airport when I was moving across the country.

Did Sam Smith never turn around and talk to his gospel choir?

Genius.