Duuuuude I went through some archives a few years back on turn-of-the-century college women and (A) it was amazing and (B) I was so struck but how few fucks they give about their callers in their diaries.

The caveat is that who knows what the specifics are in Madonna’s and Ritchie’s life and I’m not a parent.

I started them in 7th grade when the second one came out. Honestly, I would save them all til age 13: kid probably won’t want to stop, and will be poised to appreciate them much more.

Back at you, noble poet.

A+++

Never compromise your vision, randyman.

I see you added an amazing song. I am overwhelmingly thankful my brief stint as a Latin teacher is over so that I will never be tempted to share that in a misguided, panicked attempt to mitigate vocabulary awkwardness.

Yes but I fail to see how classical pronunciation helps, since it sounds 111% sillier AND is the word “vagina.”

Since penis means “tail” OR penis I say we call it a Rat King of Penisis in homage to my favorite rodent conglomerate phenomenon: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat_king_…

“vagina” means “sheath” in Latin and there are a lot of terrible and humiliating ways one might discover this piece of trivia, esp if she ever took Latin :(

Right and without making a separate category for it. That’s something film does wayyyyy better than the book industry, though books are coming around, too. But there’s always that undertone of being good for a Sci Fi book.

Well now this thread is awkward as hell, isn't it?

praise be, now we just have to try to forget that it exists at all

“yet” ?!?!?!!?!???

how dare you

*instructs niece to check “other” and specify “Diverse” on all applications forever*

My mother wanted to understand her children once so my brothers promised to get her high and on the first hit she inhaled a bunch of bong water, now she thinks her children are grotesque monsters.

Yesssssssssssssssss

Really real.