The latter. I would hang it right in my living room, not really address it, watch my guests as they tried not to guffaw at it. I believe it would bring me a lot of joy.

I’m a little jealous, actually.

Somebody at the zoo is psychic?

I’m sorry but Mozart in the Jungle? Really?

I need to read Room before I see Room. But both of these things are necessary events in my near future, I believe.

Oh hell. That sounds about right. I’ve lived here over three years now and you don’t get used to that bullshit. It’s also really hard to find a good bar in this city that’s not overpriced and/or filled with hateful people. Sigh. Someday I will escape this pit of self righteousness.

Yeah I wouldn’t even try to order more than my own drink if the person I was buying for wasn’t at hand. Not sure if it’s a law but I’ve been conditioned.

Oh man, I figured it was named in celebration of Bowie’s new album.

Yes and it’s terrible and I make very few dollars and there is no relief. It’s not like I can stop going to bars.

Really, Massachusetts? Happy Hour is still illegal but we’re sending senators on a pot field trip?

And you, Marco, have a constitutional right to chill the fuck out. Nobody likes Sean Penn.

This is VILE and POINTLESS.

I miss group lunch breaks so much. Sitting around bitching and making inappropriate jokes. It was the best part about teaching... Wait for me, lunchtime. We’ll meet again someday.

“We definitely have different voices in the room representing different points of view on this,” adds Shapiro.

Starred for “he warned me.” It’s how I know your love is beautiful even though you're an Internet stranger.

This has been pointed out to me but alas I haven’t got the ability to edit my (odd, facetious) post anymore or ungray corrective responses. No more post-10 pm kinjaing for me.

For the cost of a semester’s worth of state school tuition, you can get a couple hours of BRIDAL KNOWLEDGE.

An action movie where people barely speak is my worst cinematic nightmare.

HALF OF THIS IS SARCASTIC!?! It’s written by Bill A. Bear.

Right? I’m so glad it’s different now because man was it stressful only a few years ago. Particularly the “what if my coworkers see me online!” paranoia.