Fine, it wasn’t a well thought out, near-midnight crazy hypothesis. But it won’t be my last.

Oedipa Tex

DAMN IT

This is a crazy hypothesis but what if these two crazy kids met at a rich person party, but that didn’t seem cool enough so they LIED— just like I lied about every boyfriend I “met at a coffee shop” because I was embarrassed about online dating, but in reverse, because now it’s trendy to meet on Tinder?!

I mean, both candidates can claim they’ve successfully negotiated across the aisle on policy here and there. To me, it seems like if Sanders isn’t more hated now, it’s because he’s been small potatoes. He had a applaudable speech on tax reform, but doesn’t have a ton of clout. His committees are important, but not the…

Well, reviled is maybe the wrong word because not quantifiable. But Clinton has historically been more moderate/conservative than Sanders. So where policy making is concerned, it stands to reason that Clinton will have more allies, at least in my mind. But what makes you think Clinton is more reviled (grain of salt)?

QUICK SOMEBODY WRITE A GREEK PLAY.

Some people (maybe on my Facebook feed for example) do not seem to realize that electing a socialist will not make us socialists or even democratic socialists: it will elect a man who doesn’t have the strongest ties to his own party and is reviled by the Republicans. Great idea, Facebook friends. Ugh.

Googled, and if your description hadn’t sold me, this subtitle “An Illustrated All-Girl Road Novel Thing” definitely would have done it. Thanks for the rec!

Nevada by Imogen Binnie is hands down the best book I read last year that came out recently, and it is by a (white) trans woman. Probably loved it because I hate American Dude Road Narratives so much, and I liked what she did with her cross country trek.

I’m not tech savvy but isn’t that less sophisticated than Bluetooth that syncs to your phone? I wouldn’t want to plug in something I peed on to my phone.

You are just and wise.

I would wear the middle-first outfit today.

what's not sexy about all of this

“the one hundred lady and gentlemen”

Didn’t the author of the book she is tweeting about die tragically young in a car accident? I feel like it’s the wrong picture for a lightheartedly toned blog post about naming a book club.

Fuck it all. Sell it, Hills.

Yeah, I’m thinking it’s not a widespread thing and I think the prince would be pretty safe if he wasn’t into it. Pen pal definitely was, bless his soul. “Back in the day” is another matter, and difficult to sort out since half the writing on the matter wants to downplay the homoeroticism and half wants to emphasize…

Ohhh dude. That does sound familiar.

Oh, MagicalVaginas, my stories are mostly filtered through a pen pal I once had who went to an English Public (aka private boarding) school. Mind you, there could have been an element of trolling involved but I wouldn’t want to trigger anyone. We will leave it at (what in his account seemed consensual, as far as these…