I agree with your first sentence. In your second sentence, are you saying most professional soccer don't know they can't pass it back to their keeper?

I don’t know if her legs are thick, but her flip-flops are mismatched.

“If you think about it, with the situation reversed Kaminsky would likely be kicked off team if not out of the school and Reverend Al would be calling for an apology.”

Absolutely. I think he simply mishit it. In the replay, you can see his boot come over the ball and he actually kicks it with the sole of his shoe.

Fight science with science.

God, how do parents do it? Having to have opinions and trying to do the right thing for your kid sounds incredibly exhausting and difficult, when there is so much conflicting information out there.

It's possible, but that's risking a harsh penalty for the chance to avoid conceding a corner.

Tevez's teammate started the play by rolling the ball before Tevez shot it. It didn't need to touch anybody else after that.

Tough call for the ref to make.

Repeating the same joke, over and over? That ain’t kosher.

I believe "bro" now means, any man doing something we don't approve of.

Great save, but I thought the shot itself was even more impressive. Amazing touch to play the ball out of the air, on a full run, with a man draped on his back, and softly loft it up at an almost-perfect angle.

Fun coincidence but not extensive enough to hold up as a "fun, goofy theory." As Berceaup below pointed out, it neglects Bill and Ted's and totally ignors Keanu's very best movie, Point Break.

Oh, gross.

I can dig it. Chocolate bisque.

So you wish we were more tolerant of intolerance. Never heard that before.

That was also my selection, buried somewhere deep down thread.

Agreed. It’s got a ton of potential, but science isn’t supposed to be easy and when they dumb it down for the average sports fan, you get insulting nonsense like, “That’s as fast as three grizzly bears running for a pot of honey!” Plus, Brenkus constantly trying to oversell things in a singsongy voice makes me want to…

I’d have John Brenkus’ father pull out on the night he was conceived. Sports Science is the most terrible segment in television.