Livescience (whatever that is) and you seem to share a misunderstanding, unless we're just arguing semantics.

I have a better idea. How about we do your thing, but we also all agree to not get outraged if the mistake came with no ill intent

Haha. Nice one.

Where did you get the idea that "we all started out" as female? That's not how it works.

"But the people who show up with these fancy gadgets are the ones we stop seeing at the gym about 3 weeks after they sign up."

This is just like those Justin Bieber hoops videos from last year.

I was being serious. Based on the context of the interview and nothing more, I came away thinking that she understands "conceive" to mean "go into labor" or "give birth to."

"I've never been to Long Island, but that's a very strong Long Island accent, right?"

Do you actually read Deadspin?

Violet are blue

Because snark is a tool that any middling blogger can substitute for actual wit. So edgy!

Agree 100%.

To be fair, Angry Greg is not a member of the media. He's a blogger.

This is some deep shit to carry, I'd think.

How did you explain to your grandfather that his daughter didn't want to visit him before he died?

These are always great reads. Thanks.

You're weird and uptight.

I once had a date over to watch a movie at my place. Wine poured, popcorn popped, I loaded up the DVD. The picture came through just fine but I wasn't getting any sound. Not from the TV, not from the Surround Sound system. Nothing.

Agreed. Amy Schumer is pretty funny and she's even better out of character. I heard an extended interview with her and was really impressed by how smart, thoughtful and nice she was. The whole, "Perpetual bachelor(ette) discovers the power of love" plot seems a little played, but I like Schumer enough I'd give it a…

Of course it all depends how we choose to define greatness and athleticism.