This is some deep shit to carry, I'd think.

How did you explain to your grandfather that his daughter didn't want to visit him before he died?

These are always great reads. Thanks.

You're weird and uptight.

I once had a date over to watch a movie at my place. Wine poured, popcorn popped, I loaded up the DVD. The picture came through just fine but I wasn't getting any sound. Not from the TV, not from the Surround Sound system. Nothing.

Agreed. Amy Schumer is pretty funny and she's even better out of character. I heard an extended interview with her and was really impressed by how smart, thoughtful and nice she was. The whole, "Perpetual bachelor(ette) discovers the power of love" plot seems a little played, but I like Schumer enough I'd give it a…

Of course it all depends how we choose to define greatness and athleticism.

Erase it, first?

Ok. So the proverbial "good guy with a gun" might be able to stop a hijacking in process (how many of those have we had in the last 13 years, by the way?), so I wonder how you propose to decide who the good guys are that get to bring their guns and knives on the plane.

Meanwhile, former NBAer Anthony Mason might die. Seriously.

I agree with your larger point, but there are 7 players with as many rings or more than Horry.

Growing up, Oak was my absolute favorite basketball player. As an adult, Guitar Jimmy is my least favorite, privileged, shitstain.

"Analytics is a nice tool but oddly enough coaches and GMs were able to succeed long before the analytic trend caught on."

Do you have any proof of this, or is it just something you simply believe to be true?

So, you're telling me the ends justify the means?

I say, everything in moderation. An orchid a day keeps the doctor away.

Never be the guy who says, "Man, that was the worst 9 I've played in a while. I never hit them like this."

These are some of the worst kayfabes I've ever seen.

Lucky Bill Pullman and lucky you. Bergen is great.

James Dolan defies electrophysics by being repulsive to everybody.