That's not true.

There is most definitely a way. It only takes five spins of the lazy susan, involves no chance at all, and works even if you never touch the fourth glass. Keep thinking!

Nobody was more shocked than I.

You're mistaken.

"I've already forgotten which of us is taking this too seriously."

Yes. You can inspect any two of the four glasses.

The directions are a bit unclear. But, even if everything breaks exactly the wrong way for you, the puzzle can be solved in a maximum of five rounds.

That was also my initial instinct, but we were wrong.

I believe I have a method that accomplishes the task in a maximum of five turns, with the possibility of accomplishing it in one, two, three or four if chance is on my side.

I was considering social arguments, not genetic ones. Besides, the latter are arguments against interfamilial procreation, not interfamilial marriage.

I think you're driving at the idea that since we already discriminate against certain types of marriage, discriminating against gay marriage is also okay. Am I wrong?

Awww. Somebody wants "all teh stars."

Besides being wrong, you're also acting like a jerk.

Every writer experiences pressure to be first and right. Only Chris Ford amends his work to appear credible.

a) I'd never come for a week. What kind of sadist do I look like?

I was mostly thinking Buffalo, although there might be some smaller cities in Indiana I could do without. I know Cleveland and Pittsburg get bad raps, and while I wouldn't want to live in either of those places, they're not completely horrible like Phoenix is.

Very clever. I'm not from Seattle, though. It's a nice place, but I could never live there. Too gloomy. The sunshine is one of Phoenix's only selling points.

Can you direct me to one of those outlets?

I actually lived in Oakland for the nine longest months of my life! Despite always feeling like I was constantly on the verge of being murdered, I'd still take it over Phoenix.

Of course. Preferably with a gaudy watch and ludicrous sunglasses.