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To be fair, Joe Namath knows a lot of stuff about a lot of things.

You only think I guessed wrong! That’s what’s so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - the most famous of which is “never get involved in a land war in Asia” - but only slightly less well-known is this: “Never go in against a Sicilian

I’m fine.

“part of the best broadcast booth in baseball.”

That freak can roll.

And the father of the child has announced that his pelvis is almost fully healed.

Fucking Quintana.

Adult REM cycles are ~90 minutes, which matches up with the time between snaps in the average NFL game.

This weekend I flew from Minneapolis to Milwaukee (the saddest flight) for two exhibition games, tailgated in the rain for three hours today, paid for beers in stadium for two hours, and now get nothing back for the two club level tickets I bought knowing the weather would be shit since I’m now back at Midway waiting

That’s considered fancy dress for Walmart.

David Foster Wallace’s Infinite Jets

Tears of joy. Welcome back to my ear holes.

at one point the younger one broke into tears and accused me of treating them like slaves (he’s six), which occasioned a short and stern conversation.

The Moose out front shoulda told ya.

This is why I love the Mets. Gary Cohen, Ron Darling (and Keith Hernandez) make watching every game not only an education in baseball, but in some other random facet of life (even if Ron meant the caber, not shillelagh (which is Irish, not Scottish like the Highland Games), so OK sometimes they just make stuff up).

Einstein and the Paper Clip: According to mathematician and Einstein collaborator Ernst Straus, this is the anecdote that Albert most thought captured his essence: