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Should have filled the bowls with Milk and Honey Original Café Mix smh

+infinite

Have you seen this?

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

“What kind of man lets a woman hold opinions of her own?”

The Mets are 12-3, -and the Nots were due. Not sure this game was worth all the ink.

Reason # 2348203948 why I love Gary, Keith, and Ron is that, unlike many other crews, they don’t bend over backwards to defend bullshit calls that help their own team.

They might not care about me, but they support me.

This is the most important infographic I’ve ever seen.

Rt 78 is the unofficial cutoff.

Golf Cart isn’t a bad option. Look what it did in Dallas:

They operate the Dawn Treader, which is Captained by Commander Reepicheep.

Things that will be said in the Verlander bedroom tonight: “BJ, Upton.”

I played tennis as a kid (and now), and then (but not now) always just used freshly-opened tennis ball cans as a water bottle. I don’t know what kind of cancer yellow tennis ball fuzz gives you, but I’m sure I will find out soon enough.

Back in my day, when I needed a sip of water, I had to get permission from a nun to walk down the hall to the water fountain and be back in less than a minute. And we were never allowed to drink too much water because then we’d have to go to the bathroom. And guess what, she was right because hooo boy did I ever