Try chewing the grape.

Do they not have tacos in Argentina?

Rick Ankiel

Norm’s last appearance on Letterman’s show was a classic routine, especially when he talks about which nation in the world really worries him. And his episode of comedians in cars getting coffee is one of the best ones.

If that’s true, they’re not acting like it. They’re basically backing him into a corner with everything that they do. At some point, even a guy like Trump (especially a guy like Trump) is going to say Fuck You to them and increase sanctions, redeploy the missile interceptors to Poland, put more NATO troops in the…

A still-unsolved mystery: Where did Lady Gaga go after finishing her performance by leaping from the stage and catching a football? Maybe she’s falling still...

Yeah my main issue was that I was a spoiled little child who had spent his whole life being told how smart he was, but I was smart enough to look around and understand that I was absolutely not a genius and that really fucked me up.

Lynch, who has most recently served as an analyst on Fox

For dodgeball, remember the 5 ‘D’s:

Kids these days are so soft. Back in my day, you weren’t done in Oregon until you died of dysentery.

Enjoy the offseason Dallas.

Been there, done that.

Go really fast then turn

THIS IS PURE SNOW!!!!

Better Off Dead reference?

You can’t blame Lane. He’d gotten them to the top of the mountain, And once he had one foot out the door, he could see things were going downhill.

That guy’s name is IV Stucker, Jr.? Do people call him... Iv? Eye-Vee? Do they call him Four? How do they address his dad, Mr. IV Stucker Sr.?