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There has never been a better time for an early day DUAN ...

I always carry a tape measure and laser disto with me in my bag. And a leatherman for good measure. 

Bodys! Twin Fantasty is amazing but Bodys... well, I like Bodys. 

“BOX OFFICE POISON” had such impeccable delivery I sent pellegrino thru my nose.

MNF had some dopey graphic of the “belichick coaching tree” before the game and I’m pretty sure that just about every branch had a short, losing record as an HC. 

Yea but what about andy capp’s hot fries? I haven’t seen those bad boys in years. 

Recently I was diagnosed with a case of orichitis, swollen painful testicles. Nothing like having multiple medical professionals examine your sac. I even had an ultrasound which was actually interesting to see. The woman who did it chatted calmly the entire time about work, vacations, etc; as she tenderly wanded my

As soon as he does something even in the same county as stupid, the takes will be thermonuclear. I can’t wait. 

“What happened to Jacqueline?”

I googled Heart Attack Grill and the 5th or so photo is a tribute to one of their waitresses who died at 28. So. 

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Pregame song that makes me want to run thru a brick wall: Ron Gallo - Young Lady, You’re Scaring Me

And, sold out!

And, sold out!

Panera alum here as well, one night I accidentally let a customer see me refill the soup from one of the hot bags in the back, she was so indignant that it wasn’t “home made” that she went straight to my manager and demanded a refund, and stormed out. As if it was possible for our ragtag bunch of college kids, high

Or for the millennials in the crowd, Nickelodeon Guts! Aggro Crag, where that kid from your gym class who could run really fast vaunts up the side of a fake indoor mountain in a harness, complete with fake smoke and avalanches!

I personally would like to meet the person who would be in the market for a cordless grease gun and reads deadspin. 

I personally would like to meet the person who would be in the market for a cordless grease gun and reads deadspin. 

This Mets fan is happy that Kinja put this article right underneath the “Man the Mets sure do suck eh, Lenny? They’re the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked” article in the auto-scroll dealy thing.

Peru!

There’s an Italian bakery near my parents that makes the best Italian and French loaves you’ll ever try, and they come out hot every hour. If the drive’s further than 10 minutes anywhere, it’s a requirement to buy a second loaf so that the first makes it to the table intact.