The lead photo is of a fake tree, and a crummy one at that.

One of my good friends has the last name Lindner. In college we were researching family histories and came across the Lindner Coffin Company, based out of either Germany or Poland, who every year put out the Lindner coffin calendar which features nude women posing suggestively with coffins. Its quite something

Also, going to see Crim tonight! STOKED.

For all you post-rock peeps: GY!BE has a new one out!

When they played “Yeah” at their last show, this happened, and I was there! (In this photo you can see my hand with the yellow wristband at the verrry lower left, white sleeve rolled up)

A client of mine are Orthodox; they also always have food at meetings. Every time I make a beeline for that pickle plate like a gentile posessed.

Billy Pilgrim has come unstuck in time.

It was a great poor-college-kid activity. You could buy like 20 albums for $40 bucks, and still have money for beer.

Multiple people can simultaneously enjoy a boat. One person can enjoy a horse (unless said horse is being bet upon). QED.

NJ needs our own “bugs sawing off and floating away” GIF, except with Hudson and Bergen counties.

My old job had me in front of a lot of BA’s for various BOE’s across NJ. They were almost all universally pricks. I was screamed at by no less than two of them.

Marcella Hazan has the BEST simple tomato sauce recipe:

In my house we watched the seinfeld netflix special and the Coen’s burn after reading; and ate falafel; and spent the night laughing instead of listening to gruden wax poetic about sean lee’s pass rush.

Endy “The Catch” Chavez! Watching that game in college, in the dorm media room and we all LOST OUR SHIT

“Mostly Harmless”

Why oh why don’t these multi billion dollar stadia have easily accessible sideline restrooms for players and coaches!?

I remember as a 4th grader hearing about Cassini and being immediately interested ... my 3rd grade teacher had been Ms. Cassini, after all. I was in my space exploration phase after watching Apollo 13 and reading the book, gossiping around the pool diving board in the summer about how it was going to saturn and was…

In northern NJ, there’s a little joint called Rutt’s Hut that cooks their famous “rippers” where they deep fry the hot dogs till they burst open. They will kill you, but good lord are they delicious.