Or concrete block which is way more common in stadia than sheetrock on studs.

My high school latin teacher was fairly elderly and instead of learning our names he numbered us, in Latin, based on our seats. Unes, duo, tres etc.

Isn’t there a rule that if one team’s communication systems malfunction, the other team must be similarly disabled? I.e. Dallas would be required to run plays into the green dot on defense or Dak without their wireless until the Giants were fixed?

If you’re in northern NJ come to Montclair for Belgiovine’s. Order the MHS Best, which is a breaded, thin sliced chicken cutlet with melted cheese, bacon and russian dressing on crusty fresh Italian bread. God it’s 8AM and I’m craving.

David Foster Wallace writes an excellent piece about sports development in Infinite Jest:

I saw Godspeed You Black Emperor in NYC uh, a year plus ago and a dude next to me held a minicam up the ENTIRE time and recorded the WHOLE show. I mean, yea great dedication, but its basically pitch black in here and no chance that thing’s recording even semi-decent audio.

Re: Grandmothers and Zelda:

No but Bobby Bo will be until 2035, Carlos Beltran and, shockingly, Bret Saberhagen.

My icloud was hacked a few months ago and used to send thousands of chinese-language imessages to random numbers. I was away from my phone for the morning (on vacation) and came back to find this. Sending about 4-5 per minute

Okay, okay, Simon, I was late for the meeting. I am sorry. But it’s not like I threw up in there, is it?

May the four winds blow you safely home

I left work early to play with my dog. That is all.

This Millenial is getting fed up with scrolling thru articles on mobile that are two links followed by an in-line ad.

My parents tell a story from the hunt in the 70's where they were stuck so far from their cars at the end of the day and wound up (temporarily) borrowing a shuttle bus to get back.

Nice one Samer, love me some girl rock.

I gotta go check with the boys down at the crime lab. We got four more detectives on the case!

Architect here, was this game at FedEx or Ford? I am surprised these new multi billion dollar stadia don’t have more convienient bathrooms available to the teams without needing to go back to the locker room. Seems easy enough to put a restroom near the sidelines. Basically all baseball parks have dugout/bullpen…

I had a professor in college take me and a buddy to a game and he brought in a giant bucket of fried chicken from a place around the corner without issue, he explained its “tradition” or something when working class new yorkers during the depression would picnic at yankee games, they have allowed it since.

I’m going to be very interested in birth rates around chicago nine months from tonight.

Oh, the silent majesty of a winter’s morn; the clean, cool chill of the holiday air; and an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer.