“Friendly dog” is most likely a Puggle. Puggles rock. That is all.

Later in the game he smoked one down the left field line, just foul. Terry Collins, after the game: “I thought it had a chance to be fair, yeah”

This is true! I probably should get on that.

That’s why I’ve taken to buying Cook’s Illustrated at the checkout stand at Whole Foods when I’m there buying some dopey ingredient or another I forgot at the regular supermarket. They usually have pretty dependable information and I don’t mind if the magazines get messed up by being too close to the stove.

I can’t decide if the reference I want to make here is Margot Tenenbaum eating a butterscotch sundae, I guess; Or Parks & Rec’s delicious send-up of Gwyneth and her self inflicted lifestyle with the character Annabelle Porter and her blog Bloosh.

I actually heard this on the radio tonight! I don’t think I’ve been that excited in a while.

Who could best write a tailpipe gag that really makes ya think?

I’m sorry, the card says “Mooks”.

I prefer the sinus rinse because it includes the ability to apply pressure and really force the snot out of there. But when you see blood, it’s time to stop for a few days.

“What shall we name our child so he does not get the shit kicked out of him at school?” “We shall call him Engelbert!”

I missed these plays live however tuned in for the Gary & Keith aftermath in the 3rd inning, apparently at least one of them were charged an error that was taken away.

We did my buddy’s bachelor at Wrigley. He was made to wear the empty nacho helmet.

Keith’s groan as he realizes the mistake is perfect. “David didn’t drop that on purpose!”

I’m convinced I ruined my hair in college when I would get it cut once a year, going from shaggy homeless man to freshly shorn sheep. That combined with the stress and poor health habits architecture school imbibes has left me a thinning hair 30yr old. So yea, I probably go 2 to 3 months between cuts now but should…

Braves.

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Sinus rinse! I can’t say this enough. Even in the dead of winter my sinuses were a clogged, stuffy mess. My Doc recommended a sinus rinse (I have the neil-med one, which is the most common but there are others) twice a day and it has made a world of a difference. I can breathe! Even at night when I lie down, which…

Pregame song that makes me want to run through a brick wall?

Thankfully I scrolled down before hitting Publish.