I have no issues with Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard owning a building and I think they’re being really good landlords by not charging rent for April. It’s decent and I wish my apartment complex would do the same.

😂 Same. By “died” I thought smacd meant that their potholders had fallen apart or something. 

For a moment I was imagining your potholders out on the balcony

I want to go to there ;-; 

When I was in Panama a few months ago, we looked at a rental casita with many lemon trees, in bloom. There were fat, shiny lemons all over the grass and when I picked it up it smelled amazing.

I kept trying to decide if it was a joke or a typo

John LEGEND’S “Imagine”?

I think Melanoma put herself into self isolation a while ago. Who wouldn’t, having to deal with the orange shit. It staggers me that Trump apparently is not infected yet.

Well we know Melania won’t pop up positive since she doesn’t go near her husband and she doesn’t actually do anything that brings her into contact with the little(diseased)people.

Normally I’d be like “fuck em, I hope they all infect each other”, but the fact that they go from their church out into the community is what pisses me off. 

We got our weekly grocery order on Thursday and luckily got the majority of our order but I put off doing my weekly shop for Produce at Costco naively thinking I could go Friday. Big mistake. It was bedlam there. The shelves are bare here too & lines are insane at places like the Supermarkets & Costco now for I’m not…

I had to go to the supermarket this afternoon. There were whole aisles devoid of merchandise (canned foods, produce, poultry - you all know). Then I got home to find “the president” telling me that there are no shortages at America’s grocery stores.

Apparently Amy Sedaris saw Cole’s Mom Commercial video and said “I need him in my TV show” and that’s how he landed on At Home. And frankly if there’s anyone that I trust as a good judge of character, it’s Amy.

“Now I don’t bring my own pickles to weddings anymore.”
That’s all it took to win me over! I love him! In one day I found out about our first Native American female Poet Laureate..Joy, Harjo...AND Cole Escola. I’m very happy now.

Chassie Tucker is my favorite drag character ever.

Chassie is i c o n i c

He stole every scene he was in on Difficult People.

I became a major fan of Cole Escola after he was in Difficult People, and he’s amazing in At Home with Amy Sedaris. I want nothing but the best for him.

Yes it’s the new Vine but less funny and more just pretty people copying dance moves over and over.

Pretty much, with a few caveats. At its best, it’s actually delightful. It makes me love and appreciate teenagers even more. Some of them are hella smart, they are talented, and they are FUNNY as fuck.