It's gonna be a hot dog, mini churro and sour patch kids baby. 😍

I’m going by myself (single lady/may steal your children) but during the day when everyone is at work/school

Even bad cake is delicious tbh

STOP TRYING TO BE A PLEBE TAY, go for the big fancy cake.

That cake is GARBAGE tho :D

I legit think its cute but I buy into lies A LOT for peace of mind.

90% awareness and 10% climate change (for environmental allergies) I worked in Chicago and anytime it got above freezing we would see flares two weeks later like clockwork. For short term allergy care its just really frustrating for owners. Care for pets in general has changed completely in the last 20 years (for the…

Oh we did some crazy ones like calamari/kangaroo/bison/chickpeas! I worked as a Derm Specialty CVT for 2 years and even in that time they made big strides in Allergy treatment

She most likely has a dog with allergies! They tend to use an unknown protein/carb like goat/potato diet to rule out food allergies. If it works you just keep them on the diet.

I saved this “Who” for Bobby, no lie! Grease is the word.

Always the right answer!!

Did they ever REALLY check Doogie’s credentials??

Ty Bears, just the palate cleanser I needed 🔪🔪

You know what’s the most un sexy? How bored he looks. He can even be bothered to enunciate the gd lyrics. HEY BRO go watch D’Angelo and come back and try this again.

That better be your adorable dog featured on that track

With a little drunken slurring I could have been 🍾

Oooo that's future and fancy

It should be distilled from freshly fallen snowflakes but it’s the half bottles of wine at the bottom of my fridge door. Wah wahhhh

I almost regretted it as soon as I hit publish :/ I blame snow wine.