eleanorboozavelt
EleanorBoozavelt
eleanorboozavelt

Touché Douché

Crying into her corona and trying to find the Xanax at the bottom of her purse.

I’m not downplaying how bananas “tourist class” is on all levels

WAIT I know this one! 1a doesn’t have under seat storage for the dog. She (or someone)should have booked her in a seat she can stow the dog under.

I've watched this like 8 times already!! Keanuuuuuuu

I WAS HOPING SOMEONE WOULD POST THIS!!!

He is a friendly fun lil sausage man.

oh god I have to rewatch that show. SO GOOD

Right? Everyone loves true crime. It crosses all boundaries

As long as you give me a heads up I’m ok with almost anything-it’s like a curtesy wave while driving.

OMG my mom lives there! She is on one of the the composer streets!! Best breakfast burritos and it smells amazing. Way to not be Del Mar 👍🏻

She did the holiday party RIGHT!

Agreed FOREVER. She and the show are batshit amazing!

Ohhh let's ask Santa/Jesus/ect! I would love that

Ohhhh this took me two reads. 👏🏻

It is the only sauce I buy/have bought in forever and EVERYONE I have ever served it to loves it. Is it Ray-os or Rahhohs? Soooo good

“ just bounce the little bootie”

Now playing

It's so bad!?! But great. Also every girl in the 80s had that striped top with with poofy shoulders.

When I was a kid I wanted to be a Solid Gold dancer SO BADLY MORE THAN ANYTHING.