I do.

lol

If you were in the driver’s seat? Yeah.

Yeah, because an hour Googling the judge is really going above and beyond.

And yet, he’s your best friend.

Don’t let the search for the perfect destroy the good.

I know! There should be a German word to describe how that makes me feel.

And fantastic. A hammer of the gods.

That is not ironic.

That is not ironic.

You’re just full of really bad ideas. The 90s weren’t the fucking 60s.

I hate myself, but I have to #notallmen you on this one.

Fun fact: Parker included an unhistorical rape to spice up his movie.

We should probably fill it in with concrete then cover it with playground rubber so no one gets hurt.

Maybe you could try to read what is said. Unless you really enjoy wandering around paraphrasing what people say.

I’m almost 50. This has never happened to me.

Having a billboard is sort of irritating.

Hi, Woody.

That’s why you’re going to die at the hands of a madman.