I like it.

All I need is my black plastic comb.

All I need is my black plastic comb.

They use booze snob tears as a mixer.

You’re truly ridiculous. Truly.

Five minutes of reading on the relationship between blacks and alcohol brands and you’d see why your comment is racist as fuck.

Am I the only one who hates the eggplant meme?

lol

I don’t think you know what self-deprecation means.

You realize that’s part of the same reason Dunham’s apologizing, correct?

It’s not his job to affirm her sorry ass.

So, just like yours?

How much game do you need to fuck 17-year-olds?

Judging you.

Nah. It just sucked.

“ETA: I also appreciate that his models vary in body type.”

Pffffffft.

I thought Hamno was writing for Deadspin?

You know what? I’m a complete and total asshole and even I don’t think wishing rape on someone is cool, no matter how much they appear to deserve it.

Oh, were you being sarcastic, Donny?