Are we back to branding female divorcées as untouchables now? ‘Cos he married one.

It’s his SOP: say something stupid, get called out, dismiss, and sometimes even start threatening self harm. Just don’t push too hard or he’ll start blaming his threatened self harm on you (royal you).

No one’s asking you to celebrate anything. Your opinions about the appropriate and lawful lifespan of a relationship are irrelevant. Your feelings on monogamy begin and end with you.

Since flying squid dismissed my comment for making an insane amount of sense, and bc he thinks gas lighting me when I referred directly to things he’d said is acceptable, here’s a comment I left that he doesn’t want people seeing:

Well, now I can officially claim to be a Gilbert convert—sad boys in grey are beside themselves with how terrible and whataboutthemenz this is. Cancer, schmancer; love, dove: a complete stranger’s penis is being unblown and neglected. Cucks unite, etc.

she sounds like daddy’s little angel who got too drunk on UV blue with her sorority sisters, stood too close to the amp at the macklemore concert, and is yelling her blazing hot political takes at passerby's while lighting the wrong end of a cigarette.

Pretty sure Tomi Lahren is a horcrux containing a portion of Phyllis Schlafly’s soul.

Tomi Lahren looks like she raided the lip gloss aisle at Clare’s, and she is NOT GOING TO TAKE SOME SHIT FROM SOME MALL COP.

ALL OF THIS. Lena Dunham doesn’t suck because she’s fat and ugly, it’s because she is a shitty person who nobody in their right mind would want to spend 5 minutes with if she wasn’t famous.

Per the people of tumblr:

I wish every media outlet would pretend they didn’t know this tryhard fuccboi.

Meanwhile, thousands of mannequins languish in unemployment lines.

Seriously. He could have roasted her with this. But “I never want any problems with anybody in the world”? I want to be that kind when I grow up.

I feel bad that OBJ was dragged into all of Lena Dunham’s unnecessary drama. He really seems like a sweet dude who just wants to live his life and enjoy his Instagram.

This is the perfect response for how much it’s gonna burn her attention-seeking ass up.

Sheesh, you stans are sensitive today! Did someone steal your headphone jack?

That creep keeps an “enemies” list just like Joe McCarthy. Right now he’s scurrying back to his master troll list and adding your name, all your names. No lie.

You posted down below about gas lighting, accusing someone else of doing that to you. However, that is exactly what are you are doing here - AND you are deflecting with ad hominem attacks designed to make us all forget that you are wrong, and doubling down. I interacted with you during the Jesse Williams fiasco, and…

You do realize you just basically wrote a spousal rape fantasy story on a feminist site right?