That is not ironic.

This isn’t in the same neighborhood as funny.

This makes me never ever never want to try DEVOUR. Sex doesn’t sell everything.

That is not ironic.

lol

He couldn’t decide if he was gyped or jewed.

Getting shot hurts. A lot. There’s no shame in running away.

Uh huh.

Ummmmm...

Hi, Woody.

This is a very bad idea.

You have to be shitting me.

Driving the speed limit in the left lane keeps everyone safer.

Don’t encourage them. Punning is just wrong.

This is why you are my BFF.

I don’t understand anything anymore.

Dude, the echolocation was a dead giveaway.

Anyone else get followed by all the Gawker blogs? Now if I could get a follow from the Jezebel blogs life would be perfect.

This is correct.

I would divorce her on principle.