It does influence where they live.

I also want to have a DNA test, but I want to have done on my parents.

Right now I would vote for either her or Bernie, but what I truly need at this moment is the gif of her brushing her shoulder. That’s classic

I like sunchokes for dinner, if the appetizer is beano.

My parents were occasionally nude around us. We were three boys, and lived in the tropics, so we wore little clothes almost all the time. The thing is my parents are very religious and conservative, but there was this unwritten rule about “family” that it was OK being almost nude, or nude if one felt like it, while…

guacamole comes from the Nahuatl for testicle ( āhuacatl) and sauce (mole), so if your guacamole doesn’t have semen on it, it’s not a proper guacamole!

All my religious relatives have posted on FB have been passive aggressive posts on prayer and family unity and how important the bible is.

They are a Spanish company, right?

As a person who grew up in the Tropics and moved to the Canada border, all I can say is; you’re wrong. Air Conditioners and ice cubes are the greatest inventions of the 20th Century!

Does anyone find any of the issues that have come up lately surprising? I am glad it’s been discussed and basically “out”, but honestly, even in my college (in PR), the sororities were using racist slang to refer to the other (lesser in their mind) sorority.

I stopped watching halfway through the season. Every time I thought a queen was finally showing some talent or being interesting, she was eliminated. I just gave up on the show.

My grandma was not a great cook either. I think it had to do with the fact that my grandpa was on a no salt/no fat diet. Anyway, I always feigned to have an upset stomach when I was at her house, that worked better. Although I did have to eat a lot of crackers and drink tang...

I am so happy to see that awesome map!

Sorry, but I am still holding off for the gay porn version of Ghostbusters.

I realized you did, but the coffee had not kicked in yet, so all I had was the memories of being in PR, stuck, because the dumbass governor thought that a tropical storm warning was not enough to do any emergency preparation.

Also, as a gay man, I can relate to the feeling

I'd rather have an overestimated storm than an underestimated one. It's much easier to blame the meteorologist than to be unprepared when shit hits the fan.

I already posted a status on Facebook, in Spanish. We're not supposed to get much snow this far, which is ironic since usually the opposite is true.

Honestly these politicians that are forcing these babies to be born should be charged to pay for the child support of all these children they have "saved". That will immediately stop this stupidity

I don't understand eggnog.