Equipmonk sharp, equipmonk dirty, equipmonk make Kevin's bobbum hurty. Bobbum.

I ADORE Dej Loaf, but my girl looks so uncomfortable in some of these. She's so pretty, though. <3

"We are the grilled cheese of skin tones"—-Feminista Jones

Same here. I used to keep a list, but once I got out of college that was just pointless.

Raise your hand if you just tried this for an inordinate amount of time. *raises hand*

*cue Teach me How to Dougie chorus*

Mine was too! 2 lbs 10 oz. She's 5 now and still only 32 lbs.

So glad I'm not alone in this. I want to just eat it until I pass out.

It's Floyd Mayweather's "lifestyle" brand(read: crappy clothing). Douchecanoe City, I'd say.

I think the implied brutality and close proximity required make this 10x worse.

Well, it's safe to say we have a type. *sigh*

Exactly. Her eyes are positively those of internal screaming.

Nah. Gwynnie just made him drink a mixture of Super Greens juice, freshly-squeezed lemon water, and a sprinkle of fresh baby tears to make his farts smell of her summer white pear kimchi salad.

PREACH!

We're just here for the cookies and orange drink.

And on the 12th day, God declared "LET THERE BE HALF-BLACK BABIES!"

Cramblett: Honey, when we take Little One to school, remember that we have to go by the sperm bank and pick up another vial for a sibling!

Thank you! Perfectly stated.