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Rock that hat girl!!

Where was this birth control trap when I needed it 9 years ago?

Babadook make your bobbum all hurty with his equipmunk.

That's what I said! The jerk girl went on a classist rage telling me that I was not raised in a household who would be familiar with her brand of ettiquette (ie, I was poor) and that if I had been taught French I would know that RSVP meant to respond only if you could come.

#teammiddlingbrownbitches

This time they'll interview a bunch of guys to prais how beautiful light skin girls are.

No.. not watching the movie.. interested to see what our hackers will do next

I don't understand the laziness. Couldn't she walk there, if it is on the same damn parking lot? Why did anyone even need a car?

Didn't Lil Kim just use Reign as well? So yeah, it is having a moment.

With all due respect, the ',YO' on the end marks you as an outsider and it could offend some people. Let's make a negative into a positive. Next time you want to make this joke it's: WORRLLDSTAAAAAARRRR!!!!

Do you know Juanita? Do a google image search for "Juanita Weasel." Minutes of fun are guaranteed.

THESE PEOPLE ARE 25. 25 y'all. Like I'm 25, I still make stupid decisions and mistakes but this is just fucking ridiculous. Learn and grow guys. Learn and grow.

I would like to see the venn diagram of the Americans that don't believe race played a part in these tragedies and those Americans that believe in angels.

We should probably stop asking white people questions about race, as we've proven over and over that about 90% of us are completely incapable of providing a non-racist and competent answer.

If you ever get a phone call from a photographer asking you to pose for what you thought was a "German carp calendar", make sure you triple-check the spelling on the word carp. Lotta dry-cleaning that day.

It's Control 101: Make anyone who disagrees with you appear to be 'the others'. Create a dividing line, convince people there is only a correct side and a side composed of evil, ignorance, and lies.

I worked for Lisa directly in the early 1990s while I was still in high school. My mom was her original bookkeeper, before Lisa hit it big. To this day, it was still one of the best jobs I ever had. I worked for her in a mostly personal capacity, functioning somewhat as a personal assistant. I have been in her