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Lani B
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Remarkably so!

Oh...oh no.

This is the best one that shows his face. He's not very photogenic. Lol.

Oooh. I like this one!

Jeez. This needs more stars. Horrifying.

Ho.lee. Crap. That read like a script from National Lampoon! Love it.

I LOVE your story!

This. is. delightful. Pimps'n'Hoes themed wedding is now my favorite.

Well, hello there fellow Clomid cycle friend! lol. I shuddered, quite frankly.

I'm sorry to hear that. Your 2 guys look like my oldest cat, minus the white patches :)

Who the hell bans a 10 year old from their father's wedding. Also, WHO THE FUCK LETS THEIR CHILD BE BANNED FROM THEIR WEDDING?!?!? /rage typing

The website! These are wonderful.

I was JUST bout to say that I put the whole thing in myself the first time. Did you kind of do the cowboy walk too? I remember trying to pull it out and accidentally pushing the tube in and inserting it properly. It was like the clouds opened and I had a revelation

Oh, not to you. I mean that would have been my reaction to the story in church had I been present. lol.

I...I want to come cuddle your cat. Mine are not good cuddlers.

D. Black. *cackles hysterically*

In other surprising news: water is wet.