Where would that money go if it weren’t paying for a guy forcing Hillary to the left? It’s not like it’d go back in peoples pockets. The way budgets work, the service would just find other ways to spend it to justify spending in the next cycle.

Oh give me a fucking break! How much coin did Hillary’s support for the Iraq War and regime change in Libya and Syria cost the taxpayers? Enough of the sour fucking grapes from the media. 38k is a haircut for Hillary and weave for the Donald. How much taxpayer money went to funding primary elections for the private…

FOH with this shit. That’s $0.00013 / day / US citizen. Our taxes pay for more outrageous shit than this; focus your energy on those.

Unless you have a severe leaning disorder! I get it, you don’t understand disability and how weird the brain can get, but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist. But thank god you can become an expert on all things disability and how disability may alter legal culpability by reading an article on Jezebel.

She doesn’t get to pull “being disabled” because people on the Internet have already decided she should be hung? The fuck?

Oh, christ.

Why is him being a black lives matter activist relevant? How does that add to the story? Or are you trying to associate the BLM movement with criminal activities in the minds of your readers?

That’s so ridiculous, because A) People have been making fun of Coldplay for YEARS, and it’s because they’re lame, not because they’re white, B) Plenty of people have made fun of Beyonce over the years, and plenty of people are now criticizing her for vocalizing her experience as a WOC, and finally C) No-one made fun…

lol Wut? Does she have Beyonce and everything related to Formation on mute so she can’t see or read it?

Polyamory doesn’t really cover unwanted sexual overtures.

I don’t know what your particular situation is but I’ll just say - it’s never easy, but getting away from an unhappy/abusive relationship or just an unsupportive partner is like breathing fresh air after years of being locked in an exhaust-filled garage. You didn’t even know how dense and dank that air had become…

I guess my main question is, who still wants to fuck Ozzy Osbourne?

Is this the same celebrity hairstylist that introduced the word “Munchausen” to Lisa Rinna?

Hi Dan—

It’s because Audrey Hepburn is Peak White Girl*, and therefore the biggest possible compliment they could give to Lupita.

Generous, actually.

Bey: So then Jay stepped out on me with this Becky. But it’s cool because I’m gonna record a whole album about it.

When your first response to “how has your wife changed you” is “well, she gives me a lot of pleasure” ... that is not a healthy dynamic.

This is why Bernie is still in the race, and I’m glad that he is. His message matters to a lot of people and it’s good to keep them engaged in this cycle.