They (the TV press in particular) don’t have to break into regularly scheduled programming to show every grunt and mumble from Trump live like they have done ever since he announced his candidacy.

I’m blaming them for how they constantly get on their knees and eat his shit. I’m blaming them for their slavish devotion to false equivalence. I’m blaming them for covering–LIVE–an infomercial for a hotel opening.

Sorry, I am just really upset this morning. You are right, the blame is largely at the feet of the right. However, I still believe that if the media treated him like a legitimate candidate, and challenged his positions, and proposals, and fact-checked him in real-time (something they still don’t do), I believe he…

Actually, it is.

One of those better be: “Wow, I bet this would be a great country if we killed off the people already living here.”

Both cause brain damage. Find another way.

When Europeans first settled the continent the big thought was to enslave the local population. Importing Africans only took off when the locals inconveniently died.

One of those better be: “Wow, I bet this would be a great country if we killed off the people already living here.”

When Europeans first settled this continent they had two big thoughts.

I think spinning it as sexism is a little bit far. People are excited because he’s Superman, not because he’s Superman, y’know?

I’d definitely purchase a large house, but I’d probably go the opium addict route. Mind, not opiates, but opium. I could see myself going the full 19th Victorian, elaborate pipes, plush furniture, and floor to veiling artwork so my eyes have something to look at when orbital movement has ceased due to my body turning…

I sometimes look at people like this and I Hot Pocket in my mouth a little bit.

Yeah, I hated Wynn with passion. In the pilot, his “You’re a lesbian. That is why you were not interested in me” comment was bad enough, but the episode where he tells Kara he is disappointed in her cause she hugged James got my blood boiling. Entitled douche.

It could happen on Gotham.

Tom, being not impressed.

This is a rude post.

Well now you’ve gone and forced me to post the single greatest joke anyone has ever told:

People forget that Kissinger was the original singer for Soundgarden.

He’s not denying the existence of dinosaur bones, just in our ability to correctly assemble them. His dinosaurs might be really awesome if you think about it.