I would say that you could also make the case for pissing on the graves of

Some cars look good in yellow, but the only cars that look good in yellow look better in colors other than yellow.

But will it turn right to go left?

If you put 24" custom wheels on a Niva, would you have a betonka donk?

His advice: Get a federal permit to kill one of the vultures, then hang it in a tree or other spot where other vultures can see it for miles around.

Alex isn’t entirely wrong; The end of the 2012 seasons did see the Niners lose the Super Bowl and the Giants win it all.

this comment made me sad

Or he’s writing them himself:

It was 2012 and the Niners had just lost a heartbreaker to the Giants in the Super Bowl (Kyle Williams fumbled two punt returns...)

Swimmers Upset Swimmer Won’t Piss, In Pool

While I haven’t ordered one in over ten years, the 4x4 at In n’ Out was outstanding. 

Every single out of warranty Range Rover is a crack pipe.

Because shut up, Kyle.

A little better quality, at least on my computer:

Let’s not forget that the latest “anti-squad” frenzy began with Pelosi’s cheap pot shots. Maybe she’ll think twice before doing this the next time.

That sentence defuriated me.

Did Grimes mean inclined up or inclined down?

Why is it important to point out that she is a Doctor, in the headline, and multiple times in the article?

Except Porsche doesn’t keep the same car on the road for 50 years. The styling changes are “conservative” sure, but the chassis is updated. Interiors are updated. Engines are updated. Transmissions are updated. New technology is added. And we’re not talking minor revisions here. The car is heavily updated with each…

Oh, don’t be a heal.