Or some morbidly obese person for whom it is physically impossible to bathe themselves thoroughly.

From: Gordon McKenzie (g.mac@outlook.ca)

Sorry Deadspin, but in the US soccer world, ur only slightly better than TMZ.

When will Boston ever catch a break?

Day’s a strange name for a car...

Barstool uncovered a trove of sexist/homophobic comments from current Deadspin writers. 

Less sorcery, more Sikorskory.

This checks out.

St Louis is the only North American city to have lost championships in all of the 4 major sports to the same city. I’ll save a seat on a duck boat next to Gronk.

No. No guy named Len Bias has ever played in the NBA.

Just here to type “Wesley ‘Two Scoops’ Berry” and “Purple Roundy” in 2019.

The Eakin hit on Pavs was 2 minutes. You call the play, not the consequences.

You EXPECT something? Eat a bucket of fucks you shit eating dickhead!

Um, wat. You are actually alleging that a nuke plant in CA is being allowed to emit more radioactive material than Chernobyl?

You should probably look up the word “solar” in the dictionary and then reread the comment.

I mean, you can see it from CA but the plant is actually out of state.

WOOOOOSH, right over your head..... the sun... the sun

Is it just my computer, or are the two embedded videos identical?

I’m no fan of our current President — and I support any opportunity to mock and belittle the childish and silly positions he keeps staking out on things that are beneath the dignity of his elected role.

So... you’re somehow offended that the President of the United States agrees with you?
Wasn’t this the exact point you made yesterday?