Wheneven I see one of these trucks I automatically start singing, “Raptor! Fuck Yeah! So lick mah butt and suck on mah balls. Raptor! Fuck Yeah!”

Yeah, why would anyone ever buy a fun vehicle except for penis size, right?

It’s simple: apostrophe = possessive.

With an attitude like this I don't imagine you have people lining up

Anyone that voted for Truman Peyote over Storm Duck can go to Hell.

I cannot explain why I feel this way, but Storm Duck is the most awesome fucking name in this region.

Sure, OP equates black coffee as the opposite of an enjoyable coffee and I’m the condescending one? 

If anyone is interested what it’s like not being married to Sofia Vergara, boy have I got some stories for you.

You mean people who like to actually enjoy the coffee as opposed to turning it into a milk shake? 

Hey... um... okay, that’s accurate. 

Jason Garrett clapped when they were done taking the photo. I guarantee it.

Shout out to the ref for bumping the leg as he casually stepped over Nurkic.

It’s the favorite Mercedes of pirates, naturally. 

Horseshoes.

Horseshoes.

Jalopnik is both amused and confused by this comment.

...attorney and fellow wrestling coach...

I’m thinking exactly the opposite.

/stares at your response in horror and fascination