then rest his or her chest and body down on the padded longitudinal bench-like assembly

You’re literally the first 2 minutes of the episode after introductions. 

He was Drew the Gray. After his battle with (the Balrog? for all we know) we believed him gone forever, but he has returned as Drew the White to help us destroy Sauron.

a site for boys who wanna grow up to be Donald Trump Jr.

lol the girlfriend in this email isnt out finding a dog trainer. She is out finding a new god damn boyfriend. 

Sir, the Overly-Defensive Readings we’re picking up...they’re off the chart. 

Your girlfriend is probably already interviewing prospective trainers as we speak anyways.

Does it come any any other colours 

I mean, this means more mayonnaise for me. (And weirdly, as a mayo lover, I feel like the haters yell much louder.) But holy crap, this this this:

and speculated that the injury could have been much worse given that clouds had covered up the harsh sun that shined over Orlando prior to the game

Issa joke.

Plus you can get the E63S as a wagon too (in the US).

Looks like it wants to punch you in the face....but a good high performance sedan like an E63 S has most of the menace (in the right color) while offering WAY more performance, handling, and driver entertainment for a similar price.

I should have written “there is a 454 small block”

There has never been a factory 454 small block.

Why are so many people looking at your kid’s junk?

welcome back

“I’ve been there, Lavar. You went in with dreams that you’d be the architect of something grand, but now you’re feeling trapped and just aching to see your son go somewhere that will let him stretch his wings like you truly believe he can. I know that story, Lavar. I’ve lived it. So believe me when I tell you, one dad…

Looks like you know how being a d*ck works.