As I will never tire of pointing out, law enforcement is the only profession in the history of this country to be involved in a landmark discrimination case concerning the right of municipalities to discriminate against job applicants for being too intelligent (Jordan v. City of New London).  

Bye bye Miss American Pie drove my Ford to the Fjord but the Fjord was dry.

It must be hard to wake up each day and figure out which side of an issue you’re supposed to be on today.  Mental gymnastics can be exhausting.

Still wish the Penny Arcade (live music venue) was still open.

Open the windows. Choose to turn off ac in my car and open the windows. Closer to the world and also, being half of month on ship, hate the sound of ventilation.

As a courilary: my dad owns a 1966 C2, which he bought second hand from an F-4 phantom pilot in 1969 (it still has a set of Navy pilot wings on the dash, and an F-4 patch decal on one of the windows).

It’s frightening how easily we hand out licences to new drivers. I didn’t even study for my written test and I got a perfect score. I had classmates fail it 3-5 times and all I could think was, “how fucking stupid are you?” It was all super-basic shit that a 5 year old could understand.

Will they have to refer to their new show as “the LEAST watched program in the world” or has the BBC already trademarked that for new-new Top Gear?

No...that’s Jerry *Callo*, C-allo!

Things I’ve learned while using a ‘64 Ford F250 as if it were a much younger model truck...

When your Jeep needs so much work that the parts company pays for your vacation

Gotta have the obligatory Red Forman reference.

In the style of Red.

I was wondering what the fuck was happening here and then I saw the words “Maricopa County” and immediately the story made sense.

“Maricopa County”

69 counts of indecent exposure? Nice.

“How much compression do you really need anyway?”

I’ll bring the Kool-Aid!